There are three Shoes altogether:
Skeggi! Guitarist. Skeggi is the youngest member of the group. He usually designs cover art for the bands' albums and EPs, which explains the album art's unusual abundance of jellyfish. Lives off of coffee, aspires to marry Bjork, licks EZ-Cheez off of other boys.
Sven! Bassist. Sven is the calmest member of the group. He usually sleeps through rehearsal. When not sleeping, Sven can be found watching some crappy show called "Entourage" and attempting to make what may or may not be frozen margaritas.
Sergei! Drummer. Sergei is not only the oldest, but also the only female Shoe. She has a strange affinity for flamethrowers, particularly in conjunction with rocking out. It is common to find Sergei buying impractical groceries, drinking Sven's maybe-margaritas, and writing down everything you say.
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